My Theory on birds

My theory is that they are out to get us. Whenever there is a group of birds flying above you they act like fighter jets planning to deploy there missles on you. If you are a survior of this catastrophy then you know the horror that these birds put you in. They put you through embarrassment, sadness, depreshen, and possibly DEATH!! These devil birds pick out a single individual and unleash there RATH UPON YOU. With this being said i suggest when you see a group of birds flying above you then RUN!!!